Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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