Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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