O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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