just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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