He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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