Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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