I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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