Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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