u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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