let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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