dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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