so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
