I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So. Much. Porn.
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