i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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