the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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