Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think I sprained my soul last night
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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