I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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