there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Operation Purity has been aborted
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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