I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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