So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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