I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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