We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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