hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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