She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
my liver is dry heaving
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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