I wanna bring you to show and tell
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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