So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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