It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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