i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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