you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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