the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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