ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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