Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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