The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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