i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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