Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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