apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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