3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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