I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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