yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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