I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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