We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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