Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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