He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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