I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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