i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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