This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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