By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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