I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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