glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize