He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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