I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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