He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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