How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
