Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
