This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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