No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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