how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
