After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's blow job season.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
sex in a hospital.. check
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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